Just saw an ad for these weird things, they’re like blankets for kids with puppet heads attached to them.
Those are some fuckin’ high puppets, especially the gator.
see this commercial one more fucking time, I’ll kill myself.
I like the creepy *pedo* bear in the back.
But Mom! I need a Stoned Blanket Puppet Pal! All my friends have Stoned Blanket Puppet Pals!