January 2012
I was supposed to go out but no one invited me.
So I ate a ton fo chinese food, flirted with some white thug infront of a 7/11, and watched Ugly Betty.
I probably should care so much that I’m spending this night alone.
December 2011
That sad moment when you realize you were about to...
No more sad songs in the car.
I'm obsessively cleaning and prep for another...
And in the mist of all this, I lost my headphones in the middle of the night.
My theory is that the creature living under the giant pile of trash in my room took them.
Fucker.
I just bitched about tumblr and then bought...
God dammit.
Fuck tumblr right now.
I will use missing e until the end of time or tumblr implements its features directly.
But this is what Tumblr did after that message popped up about understanding and continuing to use missing e.
I think they’re doing it to make people think MIssing E is fucking up tumblr now.
Fuck them.
(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
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I hate when characters I like die.
I get all sad. Not like, “aww I really liked them.”
but more, get my box of tissue, a gallon of ice cream, cause I’m about to bawl my eyes out.
"I'm not gay"
“Yeah right, you’re in a long distance relationship with a heavy set woman.”
After giving me my In-n-Out order: "Looks like...
No, It’s just the season 3 finale of Ugly Betty.
Just had a panic attack when I couldnt find my...
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No TMI Tuesday questions?
moemushroom:
I think this needs to change!
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God, Adele what the fuck are you saying.
I don’t understand how Adele can sing so eloquently, but shit her speech is so terrible.
It's sad the only holiday greetings I got was from...
Maybe the French guy will marry me to keep me company.
But why bother when a box of Kung Pao Chicken can fill that void just as well.
Set Fire to the Rain
Watch“Have you seen the price of Methadone? It’s cheaper to buy crack.”
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Watchinfestmybones:
abed is a flawless character
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dianevonfistenfuck:
dating tip! boys like it when you say their name in conversation it makes them think you want to rim them
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Merry Christmas you ass, I pray it's your last.
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"Oh is this your twin brother?"
— Things I love to say to to gay couples in Hollywood.
The look of rage they give me gives me the energy to power drink through the night.