Blerg: Archive

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Text me so i’m not so bored.

Jan 1st

I took bunch of pills and downed a half bottle of...

I think I don’t want to be alone tonight.

Jan 1st

When people go through my phone..

Jan 1st

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Jan 1st

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Jan 1st

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Jan 1st

Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

My bum is sore

It was like a train went in it. But its a train ride I’d take again.

Dec 30th

Best way to get laid easily:

Pretend you’re straight. Gays go crazy.

Dec 30th

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Ask me personal questions →

Dec 30th

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It's so difficult to plan a threesome.

Bitches just dont understand.

Dec 29th

I wonder if they'll ever a gay version of shows...

-ryan: ifucklobstersformoney: I’d audition. I’m kinda wanting to be on TV now. I want to be the guy who only talks in reality TV show cliches. “I’m Not Here to Make Friends!” AS LONG AS I GET TO BE THIS MAGNIFICENT CREATURE: as long as I get to be this temptress

Dec 29th

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I wonder if they'll ever a gay version of shows...

-ryan: ifucklobstersformoney: I’d audition. I’m kinda wanting to be on TV now. I want to be the guy who only talks in reality TV show cliches. “I’m Not Here to Make Friends!” AS LONG AS I GET TO BE THIS MAGNIFICENT CREATURE: as long as I get to be this temptress

Dec 29th

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I wonder if they'll ever a gay version of shows...

I’d audition. I’m kinda wanting to be on TV now. I want to be the guy who only talks in reality TV show cliches. “I’m Not Here to Make Friends!”

Dec 29th

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FIrst night in a week I haven't been drinking.

I should seriously be on Intervention. Someone call in for me and get me the help I need.

Dec 29th

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"But you're like really pretty"

— Things I said to my cousin’s baby mama

Dec 29th

Dance with yourself, don't dance alone.

Someone just said that to me and it just clicked with something in my head.

Dec 29th

I really wish I had someone to talk to right now.

Her death still fucks me up and I have no one to lean on during these times.

Dec 29th

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Dec 28th

Tumblr is slow tonight.

Entertain me tumblr, I’m bored

Dec 28th

Even though it's a funny episode and all, the...

Find episodes with black people, those are always hilarious because they have so much sass.

Dec 28th

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Dec 28th

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Dec 28th

BOOM I FUCKED YOUR BOYFRIEND Theres a reason I...

Dec 28th

-ryan asked: Oh god please tell me you told her he took it up the ass.

Dec 28th

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Dear Tumblr Followers:

Do you think I’m a whore?

Dec 28th

-ryan asked: Oh god please tell me you told her he took it up the ass.

Dec 28th

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Just got a call from a disgruntled GF or something...

“IF YOU EVER TRY TO TALK TO MY GUY AGAIN I’LL FUCKING FUCK YOU UP YOU FUCKING FAGGOT” Oh yeah, I’m the faggot when he’s the one who took it up the ass. Stupid bitch. MARIO MONTOYA, THIS IS YOUR LIFE!

Dec 28th